Weird Search Engine Searches That Have Brought People To My Little Blog…

I had such a laugh the other night, every now and then I look at the search terms that have brought lost souls to my little blog, some of them are just so crazy. Enjoy…

I had a mental block during my exam am so damn angry at myself – yeah you are screwed.

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My husband is my everything – I am not sure why you would search that, and although I love my husband very much… I wouldn’t exactly say he is my everything. There is so much more to me!

What do when toddler licks sunlight dish washing liquid? Last time I checked I pretty much banned medical advise from my blog, so who knows how this poor person ended up here. That being said, your child will probably be fine, it tastes like shit though.

I promise not to be an asshole when i grow up – good to know, I don’t promise anything.

Boobs are their business – Who’s? I love boobs.

Beauty without cruelty tattoo – That’s a tad extreme…

Tattoo shop cape town looking for a tattoo artist – you ain’t gonna find no work here, son.

Christel Maartens pregnant? I don’t know? Scaaaaandal!

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ever after high raven queen gets pregnant with dexter charming’s baby – what a slutbag. And she was so young.

Just got to be taught poem? I is happy about you.

Justify animal testing spending – not a f*%#. You came to the wrong place person.

Baby books with removable pieces – Not advisable.

diy not messy fairy dust – on what planet?

Why are there fat people? I don’t even… what? I know I am a curvy lady, but seriously, Google?

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What is mean 3 years down, forever to go? I R don’t know. Long time it lies ahead!

How to nuk asparagus.. It is surprisingly easy.

Sslouchy Pant, You are a slouchy pant!

I am 27 weeks pregnant and pee every five minutes – I feel your pain sister!

What is Fairydust at the Hospital? probably Morphine, that shit is magical.

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8 thoughts on “Weird Search Engine Searches That Have Brought People To My Little Blog…

  1. Wahahahahahahahahahahaha! Maz some of those searches are HILarious! ๐Ÿ˜€

    My search story is so vanilla, I found your blog on another blog-the Offbeat Home and Life…I was looking for tutorials on how to dye you hair with Henna…can anyone say PRO-crastination…hola! Then I spotted your article on being a tattoo’d mommy and having just got a tattoo, I was curious about what you had to say (not a mommy yet but intrigued by how judgey people can be)…and then I saw you were from Cape Town (hallelujah rocking homegrown bloggers!) and I was like WHOA…let me subscribe coz this blog is by a homegirl from Cape Town, with rocking tattoos to boot and cute kids…

    Yay now you think I’m a creepy stalker…hehehe ๐Ÿ™‚ I’m not…pinky promise. Just enjoy reading your blog :p

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